Mojito and Me wasn’t hijacked by mean looking cats. Marshmellow, the Cat who Travels, is guest blogging today. I’ve known her a few years and when she kindly insisted that I publish a book review for her, I couldn’t say no.
CATS are better than DOGS, by Pooh Hodges.
A Book Review by Marshmellow, The Cat who Travels.
For the record, I wasn’t paid to write a review. Not like some authors who promise readers the sun, moon and stars (or Kindles) if they write good reviews. Pooh did not offer so much as an autographed copy of his book. Or a milk martini with a dash of cream, stirred not shaken, my favorite cocktail. I love sipping one or two on the aft deck of my yacht as I watch the sun set or rise. It’s always five o’clock somewhere in the world.
Let me ask this. What came first the chicken or the egg?
I bet you don’t know the answer. The answer is…CATS.
That is why CATS are Better Than DOGS.
The writer, Pooh Hodges, has his own blog, ‘The Cat who Writes’, a human secretary, Mrs Pamela Hodges, who incidentally has her own blog too, and a body guard, Martha, a chocolate Labrador, with no blog.
I won’t mess with Pooh and neither should you. He’s connected in the human and animal world. Capish?
This is Pooh Hodges and …
Cats are Better than Dogs is his first eBook, written with a wry sense of humor, I think, I’m not so sure anymore.
He writes about stuff like cats are better ‘watch dogs’ (haha) and they don’t chew on table legs but they do sharpen their claws on furniture…
Not Pooh though, Mrs Hodges, had him de-clawed. That’s maybe why he looks so p**** off. Mrs Hodges, how could you?
Cat’s don’t bark, they meow, therefore the neighbours cannot complain about noise pollution.
Cats bathe themselves therefore they are low maintenance.
Cats are discreet, they use litter boxes. And Pooh has seven! I kid you not. And he insists Mrs Hodges clean them every day. He’s getting his own revenge for his lost claws.
Cats don’t gossip either and turn a blind eye to the goings on in their houses. Dogs on the other hand will push their noses in where they don’t always belong.
Download the, eBook, CATS are BETTER than DOGS, free, vernier, gratuit, kostenlos, khulula, δωρεάν…
Because you are a really nice human, you know (Flattery do get you everywhere, cats are good at this).
Because you love your cats and dogs.
You appreciate the differences between cats and dogs.
Cats love humans too, don’t we, Pooh?
AND….there is blank pages for you to doodle on and a color-in picture (you don’t even have to stay within the lines)
CATS are BETTER than DOGS.
Yip, we are.